My New Favorite Perfect
I have considered coloring the following story about Anu and Cindy with grandiose flourishes, unhealthy exaggerated “aw shucks” sort of exhortations, and adjective rich descriptions of two ladies reeking of the delectable charms of deeply realized kin and kithness. But, instead, I’m going to just tell this lovely tale of friendship the way it should […]
Lesson Number One: Always Talk to the Mustachioed Rapscallion
I happily made the acquaintance of a mustachioed rapscallion named Farley as I was sauntering through the Pfister’s lobby. Farley runs with a crew of real quick wits. I asked questions, they gave me the straight dope; it was all very polite. Basically, Farley and his gaggle are like the fresh-faced reboot cast of “Friends.” These […]
“What Are You Doing For Thanksgiving?”
The following people shared their Thanksgiving Plans: Name: Ariana Location: Artist studio Context: One Pfister Artist Niki’s interns, drugstore Arianna spent her day crocheting condoms into upholstery for Niki’s fainting couch. “I’m going to my fake aunt’s house. I actually met her on the bus, recipe the green line by the Pick ‘N […]
The Pinecone Shaped Doorknob on the Seventh Floor
The suit store, Roger Stevens will cease to exist at the end of this month after its four decades at the Pfister. Everything is for sale. Everything. EverythingEverythingEverythingEverythingEverythingEverythingEverythingEverythingEverythingEverythingEverythingEverythingEverything. EverythingEverythingEverythingEverythingEverythingEverythingEverythingEverythingEverythingEverythingEverythingEverything. But NOT the elk head. That one they tell me is on loan. I show all these manly goods to Wes because he is a […]
They Seem Very Busy
The woman does not want to be identified. The woman can make you an iced coffee. The woman frequently makes me an earl grey with a side of questions concerning Harry Potter. She first read Harry Potter as a high school student back in her homeland, viagra the third major island of the Philippines’ […]