11 Mar 2016

My New Favorite Perfect

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My New Favorite Perfect

I have considered coloring the following story about Anu and Cindy with grandiose flourishes, unhealthy exaggerated “aw shucks” sort of exhortations, and adjective rich descriptions of two ladies reeking of the delectable charms of deeply realized kin and kithness. But, instead, I’m going to just tell this lovely tale of friendship the way it should […]

26 Feb 2016

The Over Under of 40

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The Over Under of 40

Milwaukee is a city built on the honest, malady dedicated hard work of men and women who generally choose to tilt towards the “make the world a better place” ideal. Sure, we’ve got a couple thousand things to make better in this Lake Michigan coastal hot spot, but by and large folks are keeping the […]

23 Feb 2016

Good Sole Souls

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Good Sole Souls

Something felt different to me when I walked into the Pfister the other day. I couldn’t immediately put my finger on it. But everyone I met seemed to have a perfect spring in his and her step. Then, it struck me like the slap of butter soft calf skin across my face. It was the […]

19 Feb 2016

Things Are Looking Up for Love

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Things Are Looking Up for Love

Long ago, decease when dinosaurs and rotary dial phones roamed the Earth and I had a thick head of hair and longed for a girlfriend, a buddy gave me some good advice about how to be more successful with the ladies. “Chin up,” said my happily dating friend. “Nobody likes a whiner.” His no nonsense […]

17 Feb 2016

When Thinking of Being Sued, Consider These Two Legal Eagles

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When Thinking of Being Sued, Consider These Two Legal Eagles

They have smiles. Neither or them are buttoned up in dour looking suits. There’s not a briefcase to be seen at their cozy table. They are conducting themselves with civility and class, pharm responsibly lingering over an afternoon glass of wine as they chat about big ideas and wise notions. I for one can’t imagine […]

12 Feb 2016

My Lips Will Never Tell…Nah, I’m Just Kidding

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My Lips Will Never Tell…Nah, I’m Just Kidding

I would like to begin this Valentine flecked story with a public declaration that my lips are promised to one lady, viagra and one lady alone-my wife Paula, the hardest working lady in show biz. It’s important for me to stress that so there is absolutely no confusion about how I came to land a […]