• The Pinecone Shaped Doorknob on the Seventh Floor

    The Pinecone Shaped Doorknob on the Seventh Floor

    The suit store, Roger Stevens will cease to exist at the end of this month after its four decades at the Pfister. Everything is for sale. [caption id="attachment_9222" align="aligncenter" width="600"] The striped shorts![/caption] [caption id="attachment_9223" align="aligncenter" width="600"] The suits!...

  • My IQ Is Higher Than Einstein's

    My IQ Is Higher Than Einstein's

    I weighed one pound fourteen ounces, carried four and a half months. I was the record until 1971. I was the size of a big tomato, except I was long you could put me in a shoebox. They put five months on my birth certificate but it was really four and a half, my mom knew when she concei...

  • A Cat, A Bat And Many A Diplomat.

    A Cat, A Bat And Many A Diplomat.

    [caption id="attachment_9149" align="aligncenter" width="450"] Wherever they are headed, I'm going too![/caption] The Wisconsin Humane Society is throwing a fundraiser, "An Old Hollywoof affair." [caption id="attachment_9150" align="aligncenter" width="600"] Helga, the concierge, gave me three magic...

  • The Absinthe Minded Confusion Fusion

    The Absinthe Minded Confusion Fusion

    My recorder has stored a highly detailed 16 minute and 12 second description of a book this man read a couple decades ago.  It is the autobiography of Bernard Baruch, a wall street guy who hung out at the Waldorf Astoria hotel in the 1930's.  The description would have been even longer had I not the urge to...

  • I'm 90 Years Old and This is the First Time I've Mentioned It

    I'm 90 Years Old and This is the First Time I've Mentioned It

    Sophia and her mom live in Seattle, but every year they come visit with grandma for a few weeks because she lives here in Milwaukee. Julie, Sophia’s mom says that today she found out that her mother was elected high school secretary. Her mother, Eunice confesses, “I’m 90 years old and this is the first ...

  • The Lady With The Hats

    The Lady With The Hats

    A box with twenty hats were left for me at the front desk the other day. [caption id="attachment_9073" align="aligncenter" width="450"] Kenneth at the front desk went through them all and had already selected his favorite.[/caption] Miraculously, all of them fit my head. I would like to end this story h...

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