26 Mar 2016

The Napper

The Napper

Hello, sir! Well you look like you worked real hard this week. You don’t say? This is the kick off for your vacation? Time for a break. Welcome to the weekend. Snuggle up and nuzzle into a comfortable chair. Maybe you’d like to sit at one of the café tables across from our registration desk, […]

25 Mar 2016

The Pinch Hitter

The Pinch Hitter

I have nothing but the highest of regard for the estimable talents of Dr. Jeffrey Hollander, the legendary pianist who reigns supreme over the musical gifts regularly given in the Pfister’s Lobby Lounge. As any of his fellow musicians might say, “That cat has some big chops.” My fawning admiration for the Pfister’s king of […]

11 Mar 2016

My New Favorite Perfect

My New Favorite Perfect

I have considered coloring the following story about Anu and Cindy with grandiose flourishes, unhealthy exaggerated “aw shucks” sort of exhortations, and adjective rich descriptions of two ladies reeking of the delectable charms of deeply realized kin and kithness. But, instead, I’m going to just tell this lovely tale of friendship the way it should […]

19 Feb 2016

Things Are Looking Up for Love

Things Are Looking Up for Love

Long ago, decease when dinosaurs and rotary dial phones roamed the Earth and I had a thick head of hair and longed for a girlfriend, a buddy gave me some good advice about how to be more successful with the ladies. “Chin up,” said my happily dating friend. “Nobody likes a whiner.” His no nonsense […]

17 Feb 2016

When Thinking of Being Sued, Consider These Two Legal Eagles

When Thinking of Being Sued, Consider These Two Legal Eagles

They have smiles. Neither or them are buttoned up in dour looking suits. There’s not a briefcase to be seen at their cozy table. They are conducting themselves with civility and class, pharm responsibly lingering over an afternoon glass of wine as they chat about big ideas and wise notions. I for one can’t imagine […]

12 Feb 2016

My Lips Will Never Tell…Nah, I’m Just Kidding

My Lips Will Never Tell…Nah, I’m Just Kidding

I would like to begin this Valentine flecked story with a public declaration that my lips are promised to one lady, viagra and one lady alone-my wife Paula, the hardest working lady in show biz. It’s important for me to stress that so there is absolutely no confusion about how I came to land a […]